🎉 We just acquired saaaaaaas.com. Two more A's, zero more employees. Read the press release →
NEW Now with 150% more A's than SaaS →

The number business,
finally disrupted.

Software as an Awesome Amount Ascending Service

saaaaas is the all-in-one platform for teams who need a number that goes up. No product. No customers. No churn. Just a number that's bigger than the old number.

Get your number — free

No credit card required. (We ask for it on step 4.)

Hi, I'm Upton. I only go up.
The Number · Global Live
4,210,000,000
▲ +0 vs. old number

Trusted by 4,000+ teams

numbrQuantiflyHOCKEYSTICKASCENDUp&Rightmonotonic.ai
Featured capability

The Annualizer™

  1. $4.99One charge. One customer. One minute.
  2. × 525,600 minutes in a year
  3. $2,622,744ARR
  4. × 12, because the slide needed it
  5. $31,472,928ARRRR
  6. × 12 again
  7. $377,675,136AAAAARR
Platform

Everything you need to make the number bigger.

Ten years ago, teams stitched together spreadsheets, BI tools and a guy named Kevin just to find out whether the number went up. Today there's saaaaas.

⟳

Infinite Card Retries

Roughly a quarter of revenue churn is just failed payments. Not here. We retry your card every 90 seconds.

🛡

SOC 2 Type Pending

Enterprise buyers won't sign without it, so we started. We've been in the "observation window" since 2023. The window is lovely this time of year.

✦

Usage-Based Pricing

You pay for what you use. You use the number. The number went up. Your invoice reflects the number. We've opened a ticket about the ticket.

4.2Bnumbers served
0down quarters, all time
1employee, who is also the CEO
144×ARR multiple (MRR × 12 × 12)
How it works

From zero to number in three steps.

Some customers see results within seconds. One, unfortunately, immediately.

Sign up

Create an account with your work email. Your personal email also works. We'll put it in the CRM either way.

Receive a number

We provision a dedicated number in your region. Enterprise customers get a number with a comma in it on day one.

Wait

That's it. The number goes up. Put it in a deck. Your investors will not ask follow-up questions.

# Fetch your number. Fetch it again.
# Notice anything?
# Full reference: saaaaas.com/docs
curl https://api.saaaaas.com/v1/number \
  -H "Authorization: Bearer $SAAAAAS_KEY"

{
  "number":   4210349872,
  "previous": 4210349871,
  "bigger":   true,
  "delta":    1,
  "message":  "congrats on the new number"
}

Read the API docs →

Customers

Loved by people who love the number business.

★★★★☆

“Our AWS bill also went up 40% this quarter. Wait. Is that the product? Am I already a customer?”

SL
Sam L.CTO, Seed Stage
★★★★★

“Our MRR, ARR, NPS and headcount are now all the same number. Cleanest deck I've ever presented.”

DM
Dana M.Founder, Series B
★★★★★

“We booked a single annual contract as twelve months of MRR in month one. saaaaas just said ‘congrats on the new number.’ That's what support should feel like.”

AC
Alex C.CFO (Fractional, Optimistic)
What's in a name

Seven letters.

Most companies stop at three. We kept going.

Meet the A-Team.Aaron, Abby, Ace, Ada, and Steve. Each one a little taller than the last. Steve wears the hat because he's the newest number.

SSoftware

Technically. There is code. It makes the number go up.

aas

Industry standard. We didn't want to scare anyone.

aan

Grammatically required by the next word. We checked.

AAwesome

Per an internal survey of our CEO (n=1, margin of error: none).

AAscending

The only direction we ship. Descending is on no roadmap.

SService

It starts and ends with S. saaaaas is a palindrome, just like a good quarter.

Corporate development

Acquiring the future, one A at a time.

Every great company grows through M&A. We grow through A&A&A.

Domain portfoliosorted by A's, ascending (obviously)
  1. saas.com2 A's

    Taken. Not by us. We don't talk about it.

    Lost
  2. saaas.com3 A's

    Not ours. Three A's felt like settling.

    Passed
  3. saaaas.com4 A's

    For sale at $4,475. We have $12 and a SAFE. Four A's is one A short of awesome, so we're waiting for the price to go down, which is not a direction we believe in.

    Negotiating
  4. saaaaas.com5 A's

    Acquired in 2023 for $12 and a SAFE. Software as an Awesome Amount Ascending Service.

    You are here
  5. saaaaaas.com6 A's

    Adds "Always." Ours. Redirects here, always.

    Acquired ✓
  6. saaaaaaas.com7 A's

    Adds "Absolutely." Software as an Awesome Amount Always Absolutely Ascending Service. Also redirects here.

    Acquired ✓
For immediate release · Today

saaaaas announces acquisition of saaaaaaas.com

SAN FRANCISCO — saaaaas, Inc. today announced a definitive agreement to acquire saaaaaaas.com, adding two A's to its portfolio and bringing the combined company to seven A's on a pro forma basis.

“This is a two-A deal,” said our CEO. “Synergies begin immediately. By synergies, I mean A's.”

Terms were not disclosed. Integration is expected to take 18 months and one DNS change.

Consideration
All-stock (A-class shares)
Regulatory
FTC is "looking into the A's"
Bankers
Goldman Saaaaachs
Layoffs
None. We are one person.
Pricing

Simple, transparent, number-based pricing.

Start free. Upgrade when your investors ask "but what's the number?"

Starter

For hobbyists with a dream and a number.

$0 /forever-ish
  • 1 number
  • Number goes up
  • "Powered by saaaaas" watermark on your number
  • Commas
Start for free
Most popular with Series A

Growth

For teams whose investors keep asking what the number is.

$39 /mo
  • Number goes up faster
  • Commas, unlimited
  • Weekly "new number just dropped" email
  • Slack integration (#general, #wins, #random)
Start 14-day trial

Enterprise

For orgs that need a number and a procurement process.

Let's talk
  • Dedicated, single-tenant number
  • SSO (the SSO tax, as is tradition)
  • 99.999% number-goes-up SLA
  • We fill out your 300-question security questionnaire
  • An account executive who texts you on vacation

Prices in USD. Price is a number, and is therefore also going up.

FAQ

Frequently asked questions.

How do you calculate ARR?

We take everything we billed this month, multiply by 12, and call it ARR. Then we put ARR on a slide and multiply that by 12. Our accountant has asked to be removed from this FAQ.

What happens to my number if I churn?

Your number keeps going up without you. It's fine. It's doing great. It's seeing other people. We'll send a "we miss you" email weekly, then daily, then hourly.

How do I cancel?

Cancellation is available by fax on Tuesdays between 2:00 and 2:15 PM Pacific.

Isn't "Awesome Amount" just a number?

Yes. Thank you for noticing. That's the business.

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